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Hi, I'm Amanda. I'm 19 and from Florida. I like funny text posts and harry potter and crying over tv shows.



gwenstacye:

make me choose meme: peter parker or scott mccall

You owe the world your gifts. You just have to figure out how to use them and know that wherever they take you, we’ll always be here. So, come on home, Peter.

(via f-airchilds)

thatonepleb:

Me trying to finish something important on time:

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(Source: collegehumor, via potato-tots)

isnerdy:

rj4gui4r:

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

FOR THE LAST TIME, FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR

…a doctor who built a body.

(via potato-tots)

remnascent:

 

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jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

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tonyturtlx:

patrick-stumps-bingo-hat:

is this band even real

wait which episode of american horror story asylum is that

(Source: patrick-stumps, via potato-tots)

clothobuerocracy:

sickhypnotik:

you know how you say words so many times and they lose their meaning? that’s how I feel about the words “trauma” and “trigger” right now.

Putting this on the reg blog because it’s useful info

(via midori-verte)

gatomuxaxo:

"It’s a metapod, see"

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bootiez:

svveden:

HE TRIED TO PUT THE REMOTE IN HIS B HOLE

play this when i die

(Source: beyonceish, via midori-verte)

❝WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg❞

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

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usasheeran:

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

It gets better

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katrara:

annachibi:

libraryoftheancients:

gamzadoodle-makarkles:

sublimesublemon:

yesthisiskenzie:

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

it’s not fair that that happens

It makes it sound like the English language had gone out to dinner and had had too much to drink.

Get out 

You think “that that” is bad?

Allow Wikipedia to explain you a thing about buffalo.

oh my god

Fuuuuuuuuuck

(via thisoneiscozy)

dpicchiophotos:

I had my boyfriend who smokes use matches for a few days instead of a lighter and record the date and time and whatever he was thinking about while smoking. 

It’s funny that he quit smoking a few weeks after this project. 

(via noflashphotog)

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